OFFICE - GOLDEN RULES

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.
2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
4. Ph.D. Stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.
8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
13. Following the rules will not get the job done.
14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous".
16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.
18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

FACTS ABOUT LIFE

Isn't it strange how a 20 rupee note seems like such a large amount
when you donate it to temple,
but such a small amount
when you go shopping?

Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long
when you're at temple,
and how short they seem
when you're watching a good movie?

Isn't it strange that you can't find a word to say
when you're praying,
but you have no trouble thinking
what to talk about with a friend?

Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read
one chapter of the Bhagwad Gita,
but how easy it is to read
100 pages of a popular novel ?

Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets
to concerts or games,
but they do whatever is possible
to sit at the last row in Jagran?

Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about God
and to share it with others,
but how easy it is
to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?

Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for temple
2-3 weeks before the day so that we can include it in our agenda,
but we can adjust it for other events
in the last minute?

Isn't it strange how we believe everything
that magazines and newspapers say,
but we question
the words in the Bhagwad Gita?

Isn't it strange how everyone wants
a place in heaven,
but they don't want
to believe, do, or say anything to get there?

Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails
and they are forwarded right away,
but when we are going to send messages about God
we think about it twice before we share it with others?

IT'S STRANGE, ISN'T IT?

NAME MEANING

Name Meaning

Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU.

Its TRUE & Is'nt it GREAT !!

If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people .
C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
E = You are a very exciting person.
F = Everyone loves you.
G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H = You are not judgmental.
I = You are always smiling and making others smile.
J = Jealously
K = You like to try new things.
L = Love is something you deeply believe in.
M = Success comes easily to you.
N = You like to work, but you always want a break.
O = You are very open-minded.
P = You are very friendly and understanding.
Q = You are a hypocrite.
R = You are a social butterfly.
S = You are very broad-minded.
T = You have an attitude, a big one.
U = You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V = You have a very good physique and looks.
W = You like your privacy.
X =You never let people tell you what to do.
Y = You cause a lot of trouble.
Z = You're always fighting with someone.

LIVER & KIDNEY

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

PERFECTION

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.