SCRABBLE

DORMITORY

When you rearrange the letters you get

DIRTY ROOM

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BEST IN PRAYER

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ASTRONOMER

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MOON STARER

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DESPERATION

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A ROPE ENDS IT

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THE EYES

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THEY SEE

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GEORGE BUSH

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HE BUGS GORE
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HERE COME DOTS

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SLOT MACHINES

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CASH LOST IN ME

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ANIMOSITY

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IS NO AMITY

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ELECTION RESULTS

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LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

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MOTHER-IN-LAW

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WOMAN HITLER

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SNOOZE ALARMS

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ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

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A DECIMAL POINT

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I'M A DOT IN PLACE

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THE EARTHQUAKES

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THAT QUEER SHAKE

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ELEVEN PLUS TWO

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TWELVE PLUS ONE

THE CANTEEN BOY

An HR MBA in a MNC goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

As he is relaxing he sees a boy cleaning tables there. Being in a patronising "need to motivate mood", he asks the boy: How much do you earn?

Boy smiles....

MBA: What are your future plans?

Boy keeps quiet....

MBA: Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Boy gives a cold stare....

MBA (irritated at being ignored): Jab main Mumbai aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai.... Naam hai, Shohrat hai, Paisa hai, Izzat hai.... tumhare paas kya hai?

Boy: Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....

The MBA leaves the cafeteria silently....

INDIAN CITIES

How to identify cities in India

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth andthey start arguing about who's right.

You are in Kolkata.

Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's Mumbai.

Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to makepeace. The first two get together & beat him up.

That's Delhi.

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.

That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore.

Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.

Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.

You are in Goa.

Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and starts beating both of them without asking anything.

That’s Patna.

Scenario 9

Two Guys are fighting. Third guy watches from a distance and telephones police about naxals.

That’s Hyderabad.

Scenario 10

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB.

BRAIN TEASERS

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
   Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax.
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
   Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle.
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
   ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sports.
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
   Satellite Television Asian Region.
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"?
   Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India.
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
   A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen.
7. The 1984-85 season, 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. The match was abandoned. Why?
   That match was abandoned after people heard the news of Ms. Indira Gandhi being killed.
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
   Rabindranath Tagore wrote National Anthems for two different countries. One is the National Anthem of India - (Jan Man Gan) and the other one is of Bangladesh - (Amar Sonar Bangla).
9. From what four word ex-pression does the word 'Goodbye' derive?
   Goodbye comes from the expression: 'God be with you'.
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
    Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
    South Korea.
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
    Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was known during the cold war).
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One Day match?
    Geoffrey Boycott.
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe?
    John Traicos.
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt. Rushmore?
    George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln.
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country (other than Vatican)?
    Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?
    Polo.