DID YOU KNOW?

LONGEST ENGLISH WORD - Praetertranssubstantiationalistically has 37 letters.

BOOK WITHOUT LETTER 'e' - GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book, which doesn't contain a single word with 'e' in it.

WORD WITHOUT VOWEL - RHYTHM

BRAIN - Organ of body which has no sensation when cut.

CROCODILE - Only animal & reptile which sheds tears while eating.

Number of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS - 10, They are

B Bee

C Sea

G Zee

I Eye

Q Queue

R Are

S Yes

T Tea

U You

Y Why

SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tounge.

A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.

DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.

A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tonnes of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.

The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.

The fierce DINOSAUR was TRYNOSAURS which had sixty long & sharp teeth. It used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.

DIMETRODON was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.

CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRDs, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.

The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.

OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.

POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles/hour of speed.

KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.

ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.

OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.

24 HOURS

In 24 hours, an average human -
HEART beats 1,03,689 times
LUNGS respire 23,045 times
BLOOD flows 16,80,000 miles
NAILS grow 0.00007 inches
HAIR grows 0.01715 inches
Takes 2.9 pounds water (including all liquids)
Takes 3.25 pounds food
Breathes 438 cubic feet air
Produces 1.43 pints sweat

WHAT ARE THEY

If we say 'MUMMY', they come together & go apart when we say 'DADDY': LIPS

What goes up & never comes down: AGE

Patches over patches but no stitches: CABBAGE

What is that we cannot see, but is always before you: FUTURE

What goes up & down a hill, but never moves: ROAD

You can never wet it: SHADOW

What belongs to to you, but is used by your friends more often than you: YOUR NAME

MARVELLOUS ANSWER

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me doing basically the same work"

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ....

He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".

DRINK UP!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

3) Gained weight

4) Talked excessively without making sense

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating

No further testing was considered necessary.

GOOD DEFINITIONS

School: A place where papa pays and son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest .... except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

2-WAY MIRROR

Many of the hotels and textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror. These are actually 2-way mirrors i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAYMIRROR! (there is someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, everytime you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything.

IT IS SIMPLE TO DO

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a 2-way mirror, the silver is on the surface.

KEEP IT IN MIND!

Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.

STAGES OF LOVE

MEN IN WOMENS' EYES

1] Men are like -- Mini Skirts
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs

[2] Men are like -- Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are

[3] Men are like -- Department Stores
Their clothes should always be half off

[4] Men are like -- Vacations
They never seem to be long enough

[5] Men are like -- Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory

[6] Men are like -- Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere

[7] Men are like -- Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long

[8] Men are like -- Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

[9] Men are like -- Plungers
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

[10] Men are like -- Parking Spots
The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped

MOBILE SERVICES

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
"You can express yourself "

During honeymoon it is RELIANCE
"Always get in touch"

After honeymoon it is HUTCH
"Wherever you go your wife network follows"

After one year Life is IDEA
"Your wife can change your life"

After 10 years Life is BSNL
"Subscriber is not reachable"??

FRIENDS

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents, Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for LIFE.