How to identify cities in India
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth andthey start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata.
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai.
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to makepeace. The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi.
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall.
That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore.
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in Goa.
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and starts beating both of them without asking anything.
That’s Patna.
Scenario 9
Two Guys are fighting. Third guy watches from a distance and telephones police about naxals.
That’s Hyderabad.
Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB.
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