MEN IN WOMENS' EYES

1] Men are like -- Mini Skirts
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs

[2] Men are like -- Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are

[3] Men are like -- Department Stores
Their clothes should always be half off

[4] Men are like -- Vacations
They never seem to be long enough

[5] Men are like -- Computers
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory

[6] Men are like -- Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere

[7] Men are like -- Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long

[8] Men are like -- Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong

[9] Men are like -- Plungers
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

[10] Men are like -- Parking Spots
The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped