5 STAR HOTEL

Reason why we never visit a 5 Star Hotel ....

Question: "What would you like to have .... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please."

Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or Green tea?"

Answer: "Ceylon tea."

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

Answer: "White."

Question: "Milk, Whitener or Condensed milk?"

Answer: "Milk."

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or Cow milk"

Answer: "Cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Umm, I'll take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar."

Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about tea .... just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water."

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst .... "