MARRIAGE TECH SUPPORT - 2

Dear Systems Department,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 toWife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Boys' Night Out 2.5 and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.

Attempting to operate selected SaturdayRugby 6.3 always fails and Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but de-install doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help?

Customer

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Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM, whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by it's Creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossibleto uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can.

When any faults or problems occur,whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key. It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. or HUGS\KISSES 600.0 or TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0.

DO NOT under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt Version) 2.1, as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

BEST OF LUCK!

Systems Department