Saturday, March 15, 2008

POTENTIAL & REALITY

Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Reality'?"

Dad: "I will show you."

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?

Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!"

Then Dad asks his daughter would she sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter: "Wow! Yes! He is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?"

Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.…!!

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